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Create 19 different gadgets that are sure to improve your life! From desktop catapults to slingshot rockets, your desktop arsenal will be a thing of envy around the office and home.

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  • Mini Functional Desk Cannon Yes, that's right your very own cannon! Fire BB's across your office in a completely inappropriate display of force that shows everyone just who is the mightiest military commander of them all. Check it out
  • Wooden Desk Warfare Ballista Show that idiot in the cubicle next to you whose boss by firing whatever comes to hand right at them! This fully working ballista can fire over 30 feet. This means you can fire across the office with pinpoint accuracy. Victory will be yours. Check it out
  • That’s Bullshit! Button Sometimes you just have to call someone out on their bullshit. What better way to do this than to press a big fucking red button that will scream phrases such as "Confirmed! That’s definitely some Bulllshhit!" and many more!Check it out
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  • Fucker In Charge Name Plate When you need to make sure that everyone realizes just who the fuck is charge around the office. This stylish desk name plate will dispell any notion that it isn't you in less time that it takes you to fire the next idiot that tests your patience. Check it out
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