New Shit 2017-05-18T14:31:26+00:00

Luchador Bottle Opener

If you like drinking and Mexican wrestling then why not combine the two everytime you open a bottle. Made from high-quality steel and coming in various colors it is the perfect addition to any kitchen.

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Toilet Golf

If you like golfing and going to the toilet why not do them both at the same time! No longer do you have to read the same boring magazine for the 20th time. Instead, why not take a few shots and improve your stroke?

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Star Wars Wall Clock

Tell the time in style with this Death Star themed wall clock. Made from an upcycled record any fan of the Empire will be happy to place this on their wall.

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Bacon Flavored Chew Toy

The guys at Benebone sure know how to make a dog toy. This bacon flavored chewable toy will keep your dog’s teeth clean and healthy while having the added benefit of keeping them away from your expensive shoes.

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Tactical Portable LED Flashlight

If you need a torch that is probably brighter than you will ever need then look no further. This 1000 lumen LED flashlight is perfect for camping, blackouts and any end of the world scenario.

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Zombie Plush Slippers

Nothing is more relaxing that having your feet eaten by zombies! These oversize super comfy slippers look just like scary zombie heads. They even have popping out eyeballs for extra effect.

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Sailor Outfit for Cats

Get your kitty decked out in this super cute sailors outfit. We all know how much cats love water so they will feel right at home in this high-quality outfit. They won’t look ridiculous at all.

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Big Ass Brick of Soap

You gotta be a real man to handle this 10oz block of soap and is 3x the size of feminine soaps. Feel like a million bucks as you soap yourself down and leave yourself smelling of victory.

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Fire Safety Breathing System

In a house fire, the biggest cause of death is smoke inhalation. Protect yourself and your family by guaranteeing they can breathe clean air while evacuating the danger area. Ready to use in seconds and provide clean breathable air for up to 5 minutes.

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Mini Espresso Maker

You never know when that craving for caffeine is going to kick in so it’s best to be prepared. Pour yourself a cup of steaming espresso at any time, in any place! It’s hand operated so it doesn’t even need electricity.

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Star Wars Character Socks

Everyone needs more socks, it’s one of the universes unwritten rules. Express your Darkside by wearing these Darth Vader print socks with sandals and go against any fashion sense you ever had.

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