New Shit 2017-05-18T14:31:26+00:00

Dancing with Cats

As all cat owners are fully aware, a favorite pastime of our feline friends is a good old knees up around the garbage cans. Chock full of color photos of people and cats enjoying themselves through the medium of dance.

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The Baby Owner’s Manual

Not everyone knows how to change a baby’s tires or give them an oil change. No wait, that’s a car. Learn everything you need to operate your baby in this comprehensive maintenance guide for new parents.

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Welcome Bitches Doormat

Welcome all the bitches to your yard and make sure your floors stay clean at the same time. This wonderfully expressive exterior doormat is the perfect house warming present.

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Do you envision a life alone with many cats as your only source of comfort? If that’s so, you can get a taste of what’s to come by gazing at your future self in action figure style.  Comes with 6 cats and crazy eye look.

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Worlds Smallest Stun Gun

Keep yourself safe when out walking at night with this powerful but small stun gun. Small enough to easily conceal in your hand and emits a noise loud enough to scare most attackers away. Delivers a powerful 6,00,000 volt charge.

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Death Star Popcorn Maker

What better way to sit down and enjoy the next Starwars film than with handfuls of lovely popcorn made from the scourge of the galaxy! The top half even detaches to become a handy bowl.

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Willy Care Kit

Take care of your family jewels with this complete care kit for the overgrown penis. Get yourself ready for that special night with the trimming scissors and fluffing brush. Top off the look with the sparkly evening wear cock ring.

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Self Cleaning Hair Brush

Featuring retractable bristles that allow all that caught up hair to simply fall off your brush. An absolute godsend for ladies with thick hair that can’t be bothered with spending ten minutes cleaning their hairbrush every morning.

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