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Alien Facehugger Plush Toy

Take care of your very own loveable and huggable facehugger. Recreate that famous chest burst moment to amuse your family at the dinner table. Blood and guts not included.

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Nad’s for Men Hair Removal Cream

Give your body that silky smooth finish you always dreamt of. Convince yourself that being hairless will make you look more attractive instead of the weird, slightly fat and now slippery human being that you are.

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Herb: The Cannabis Cookbook

Take meal times to new heights with this cookbook that focuses on delicious recipes created using your favorite herb. Maybe try to remember not to cook from this next time your parents are over for dinner.

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Dog Puzzle

Dogs are inquisitive and playful by nature and love to interact with their owners while discovering new things. This puzzle box has 4 levels of play for you to teach your dog and allows them to keep their mind active while getting tasty treats.

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Cash Cannon Money Gun

Sometimes you can’t throw money at your favorite exotic dancer fast enough. Do away with clumsily slotting 100 dollar bills into bikinis and instead make it rain cash by firing money at them at phenomenal rate.

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Giant Gummy Bear

1,000 times the size of an average gummy bear! Weighing in at nearly 5 pounds this gigantic Gummi Bear will defeat even the most sweet-toothed individuals. It is not recommended to eat in one sitting unless getting diabetes is your sole aim in life.

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Portal 2 Bookends

Paying homage to one of the great video games, these officially licensed bookends will look amazing on any bookshelf. Shows high-quality figures entering and emerging from each end of your books.

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Solar System Lollipops

Eat sugary delights in the shape of your favorite celestial body. The ideal gift for a sci-fi themed fancy dress party or a star-gazer that has a sweet tooth.

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Beard Oil and Conditioner

Get rid of that scratchy feeling on your face and look smoother than Clark Gable. Your beard will feel awesome and look super swanky after your daily shave.

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Fidget Cube

The original fidget cube. If you’re one of these people that can’t stop fidgeting with their hands then this little silicone toy is ideal for you. Keeps your hands occupied and helps with concentration.

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Death Star Owner’s Technical Manual

When you really have to blow a planet to shit there is no better weapon than an Imperial Death Star. Once you have your own personal world killing device this book will teach you how to keep it running.

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