New Shit 2017-05-18T14:31:26+00:00

Fling-Ama-String for Cats

Cats love to play with string or yarn. They can’t get enough of it. This battery powered toy brings the string to life, giving playful cats literally unlimited fun as they try to catch and bite the moving string.

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Glow In The Dark Tent Rope

Any seasoned camper has at some point tripped over their tent ropes while making their way back in the dark. Eliminate this annoying and hazardous problem by using glow in the dark ropes! Charged throughout the day they will glow for hours.

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Tangle Relax Therapy Toy

Great for stress relief or recovery therapy the Tangle Relax has many different parts that clip together that keeps your hand active. Made of a rubber material it has some give in it without it feeling slimy, great for people with anxiety problems.

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Skull and Spine Beer Bong

Drink inappropriate amounts in a short space of time and look edgy while doing so. The perfect gift for your goth friend that likes to drink unhealthy amounts of alcohol.

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Grow Your Own Boyfriend

When you think about your future do you see yourself alone? Possibly living with many cats? Worry no longer drop this little guy in water and he will grow into the perfect boyfriend. Doesn’t talk, watch sports or play video games.

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Portable Clothes Washer

Don’t wash your clothes in a stream when camping like some sort of heathen. Use this convenient washbag to save water, protect your clothes and just be better than everyone else on the camp site.

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Star Wars Kama Sutra

Ever wondered what Han-Solo and Chewy got up to on those long flights through the Empire? Well, the answer to this important question and more are within the pages of this fantastic book for sexual deviants and star wars fans alike.

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Dog Life Vest

For the more adventurous canines, this life vest keeps your dog safe on the water. From surfing to sailing some dogs can’t get enough of the extreme lifestyle of their owners. Features a grab handle for lowering them in and out of the water.

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Starry Night Socks

Show your starry personality on your legs with these high-quality knee high socks. The pretty nighttime pattern will go great with any number of outfits, perfect for a night out on the town.

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Pet Hair Handheld Vacuum

It doesn’t matter how much you love your pet, come molting time that love is sorely tested. Pet hair everywhere! From your work clothes to inside your bed. This small and powerful vacuum says goodbye to unsightly pet hair in moments.

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