If you have been single for years and have forgotten how another person feels, then look no further for a way to feel loved. Rest your head in the crook of this make believe person’s arm. The perfect gift to remind someone quite how alone they are.
As you can tell by the title, this book is very offensive. No race is left unscathed in this no holds barred assault on the politically correct madness sweeping the country. Disclaimer: Do Not Read unless you contain a sense of humor.
Drinking out of a glass is for pansies! Prove how manly you are by drinking your home brewed mead from this authentic looking Viking drinking horn. Will go down a treat at your local Viking reenactment party.
For fans of AMC’s The Walking Dead this cookbook is packed from cover to cover in apocalypse themed recipes. Each recipe completes a chapter in the survival saga of Pam Beaumont giving meal times an added zombie filled twist
All the advice you will ever need to cope with having a giant trouser snake. Packed full of great advice and pointers. Also, you can leave it on your coffee table to trick people into thinking you don’t have a micro penis.
Sometimes just playing at dinosaurs is not enough. For such times what better way to release your inner beast than by stepping into this “lifelike” T-Rex costume. Be the center of attention at any party or gathering of reptiles.
Eat meat the way it’s meant to be eaten. By tearing it apart like a wild animal. 100% made in the USA these high-quality heat proof and dishwasher safe claws will bring you closer to your food as your tear it to pieces.
Reenact the struggles of the 5000 while keeping your knives neat and tidy. Has enough slots for 6 knives of various sizes and a sharpener. Made of high-quality birch it looks awesome on any kitchen side.