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Bullet Shaped Whiskey Stones

The perfect gift for whiskey lovers. Keep your whiskey cool without diluting its taste by dropping a couple of chilled whiskey stones into your glass. The set includes 6 bullet shaped rocks, serving tongs all in a velvet bag.

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Hangry Kit – Man Kit

The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach! Send your man a whole pack of manly goodnesses packed full of nuts, protein bars and MEAT. The perfect gift for any hungry man, so pretty much all of them.

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Uncle Richard’s Dick Soap

Turn every shower into fun time with this highly effective wiener cleaner!  Ladies beware, after buying this soap for your man you will notice a severe increase in their desire to spend long uninterrupted sessions in your bathroom.

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The Official Dick Towel

Featured on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia this towel is bound to cause much hilarity at the beach or swimming pool. However, can not guarantee you won’t be arrested shortly after getting changed.

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Bring Me Beer Socks

Order your next cold beer without even having to speak. Simply put your feet up on your footstall to deliver a not so suitable message to your serving wench, I mean wife.

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USA Beer Cap Map

This 3-foot map of America is the perfect gift for beer enthusiasts. Collect your beer caps from around the country and display up to 177 them for all to see. The ideal way to start yet another boring conversation about craft beer.

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Magnetic Wristband

How many times have you wished you had 3 hands while working on your home or car? This wristband is embedded with powerful magnets so you can keep any loose screws or fittings close at hand.

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Redneck Backscratcher

Quite possibly the biggest back scratcher available to buy today. Shaped like a rake with 5 prongs to cover even the broadest lumberjack sized backs. You’ll be able to scratch even the hardest to reach itches.

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Carolina Reapers Pepper

If you think you can handle your spice you’ve probably never tried these Carolina Reapers.  Guaranteed to have your eyes watering and your mouth burning in seconds. These ARE the hottest peppers in the world.

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Men Are Better Than Women

Apparently, many hours of a new research technique called “keeping your eyes open” went into compiling this bumper list of reasons why men are better than women. As if we didn’t have enough reasons.

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