For those of us that are just too cool for a normal pair of PJ’s. Your carefully cultivated office style can now be carried over to the bedroom. Comes with its very own Emergency Contraceptive Pocket (ECP) located inside the jacket.
Give your body that silky smooth finish you always dreamt of. Convince yourself that being hairless will make you look more attractive instead of the weird, slightly fat and now slippery human being that you are.
Take care of your family jewels with this complete care kit for the overgrown penis. Get yourself ready for that special night with the trimming scissors and fluffing brush. Top off the look with the sparkly evening wear cock ring.
If you like golfing and going to the toilet why not do them both at the same time! No longer do you have to read the same boring magazine for the 20th time. Instead, why not take a few shots and improve your stroke?
The perfect gift for that annoying friend that likes so much spice on his food you’re pretty sure he has no taste buds left. Containing 4 different bottles of sauce and a zombie themed cookbook to put them to good use.