Grandma’s Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals

Nobody likes breaking bad news such as you’re sleeping with your best friends wife or that your girlfriend really needs to lose some weight. Well, now you don’t have to. Instead, send them a postcard with a cute baby animal to soften the blow.

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