Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks
The perfect gift for Mothers Day. Enjoy yourself while coloring in the biggest most decorative willies you can find in a book today! Loads of different one-eyed trouser snakes for you to marvel at while releasing stress by coloring.
Shave in the Shower Footrest
Not all of us have the flexibility of a 22-year-old ballerina. Thankfully bending over at 45 degrees to shave your legs is no longer an issue. Stick this footrest against your shower wall to give a nice sturdy footrest so you can shave in comfort.
Chocolate Walnut Fudge
What’s better than glorious sticky fudge? How about that same glorious sticky fudge delivered to your doorstep! Freshly made by the California Fudge Factory your taste buds deserve this sticky delicious treat.
Warm Vanilla Spa Basket
Treat yourself to the spa experience in the comfort of your own home. This kit includes everything you need for a day and night of vanilla bliss. All you need now is a hunky masseuse, sadly not included.
Grow Your Own Boyfriend
When you think about your future do you see yourself alone? Possibly living with many cats? Worry no longer drop this little guy in water and he will grow into the perfect boyfriend. Doesn’t talk, watch sports or play video games.
Starry Night Socks
Show your starry personality on your legs with these high-quality knee high socks. The pretty nighttime pattern will go great with any number of outfits, perfect for a night out on the town.
Giant Gummy Bear
1,000 times the size of an average gummy bear! Weighing in at nearly 5 pounds this gigantic Gummi Bear will defeat even the most sweet-toothed individuals. It is not recommended to eat in one sitting unless getting diabetes is your sole aim in life.
The Baby Owner’s Manual
Not everyone knows how to change a baby’s tires or give them an oil change. No wait, that’s a car. Learn everything you need to operate your baby in this comprehensive maintenance guide for new parents.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Do you envision a life alone with many cats as your only source of comfort? If that’s so, you can get a taste of what’s to come by gazing at your future self in action figure style. Comes with 6 cats and crazy eye look.
Worlds Smallest Stun Gun
Keep yourself safe when out walking at night with this powerful but small stun gun. Small enough to easily conceal in your hand and emits a noise loud enough to scare most attackers away. Delivers a powerful 6,00,000 volt charge.
Self Cleaning Hair Brush
Featuring retractable bristles that allow all that caught up hair to simply fall off your brush. An absolute godsend for ladies with thick hair that can’t be bothered with spending ten minutes cleaning their hairbrush every morning.
Mini Espresso Maker
You never know when that craving for caffeine is going to kick in so it’s best to be prepared. Pour yourself a cup of steaming espresso at any time, in any place! It’s hand operated so it doesn’t even need electricity.