Giant Gummy Bear

1,000 times the size of an average gummy bear! Weighing in at nearly 5 pounds this gigantic Gummi Bear will defeat even the most sweet-toothed individuals. It is not recommended to eat in one sitting unless getting diabetes is your sole aim in life.

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