Gadgets & Shit 2017-05-05T14:38:31+00:00

Chinese Lanterns 10-Pack

Perfect for festivals or garden parties these high-quality Chinese lanterns will light up the night sky. Assorted colors for more variety. Just don’t burn your tent down!

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Emergency Survival Shelter Tent

Protect yourself and a companion against the elements. This emergency shelter reflects up to 90% of body heat keeping you warm and dry in the harshest conditions. It’s easy to set up and packs away after use for storage in your kit bag.

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Giant Googly Eyes

Stick these massive 7-inch googly eyes onto any inanimate object to make them come alive. Hilarity is bound to ensue as you slowly add them to every single object in your house, much to the displeasure of everyone around you.

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Military Army Metal Sighting Compass

Essential for any camper or hiker. Find your way efficiently across unknown land with this military standard compass. Luminous, Waterproof and shakeproof gives you the accuracy you need in any climate. The perfect addition to any survival kit

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Stun Gun Walking Stick

Protect yourself while out walking with this 1 million volt charge stun gun. Any would be attacker will be knocked the fuck out after just one shock. Also, comes with a built-in LED torch to help light your way.

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Guzzle Buddy

For when one glass is not enough. Simply screw this bad boy into your wine bottle and your good to chug until its empty. Eliminate the need to refill your glass or even to take a breath with the original Guzzle Buddy.

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Magic Wand Remote Control

Unleash your hidden wizard by “magically” changing the channel on your TV with 13 different gestures. Amaze, astound and quite possibly bore your friends with Harry Potter levels of nerdiness.

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Island Dogs Bible Flask

The perfect place to hide your drinking flask. No one would ever consider that your favorite tipple is concealed inside the Holy Book. Perfect for sneaking a drink during those long sermons on Sunday afternoon.

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Kommando Pocket Rescue Tool

Never get caught out without your basic survival tools again with this credit card sized rescue tool. Featuring multiple different tools for any eventually, a length of nylon rope and a waterproof container.

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Wooden Desk Warfare Ballista

Show that idiot in the cubicle next to you whose boss by firing whatever comes to hand right at them! This fully working ballista can fire over 30 feet. This means you can fire across the office with pinpoint accuracy. Victory will be yours.

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Emergency Food Rations

Complement any survival package with these lemon flavor ration bars. Packed full of vitamins and minerals, these bars will keep you satisfied without making you thirsty. Each package contains 9 rations suitable for lasting one person for 3 days.

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