Sometimes you just have to call someone out on their bullshit. What better way to do this than to press a big fucking red button that will scream phrases such as “Confirmed! That’s definitely some Bulllshhit!” and many more!
Chasing flies with a rolled-up newspaper or magazine is inefficient. Instead blast them out of the sky with this pump-action, salt firing shotgun! Effective knockdown range at 2 feet, then you can move in close for a finishing shot.
Transform any room into a relaxing underwater oasis. Projects calming waves onto your ceilings and walls that will help you to relax and fall asleep. The speakers allow you to create the perfect soundscape, ideal for a blissful nights sleep.
Any seasoned camper has at some point tripped over their tent ropes while making their way back in the dark. Eliminate this annoying and hazardous problem by using glow in the dark ropes! Charged throughout the day they will glow for hours.
The fastest reflexes win! Compete against 3 of your friends to see how can press a button the fastest. If that isn’t exciting enough for you then the loser gets an electric shock. Fantastic drinking game.
Sometimes you can’t throw money at your favorite exotic dancer fast enough. Do away with clumsily slotting 100 dollar bills into bikinis and instead make it rain cash by firing money at them at phenomenal rate.