Even More Shit 2017-05-05T14:38:20+00:00

Games You Can Play with Your Pussy

Featuring important topics such as: Naming Your Pussy, Disciplining Your Pussy and How to Handle A Hot Pussy this book covers just about anything a cat owner should know. The perfect gift for that friend that’s destined to become the local crazy cat lady.

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Canned Unicorn Meat

1 whole portion of your favorite magical animal, enough to feed the whole family! Open the can to find your dismembered stuffed unicorn. Seriously though, you can’t eat it. It’s a toy.

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Assortment of Fart Putty

Make ridiculous fart noises whenever the need arises with this multi-color laugh a minute fart putty. The tubs are small enough that you can sneak them into any cinema or theater and unleash childish hilarity at the drop of a hat.

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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters

How many times a day do you see somebody do something so fucking stupid they need to be told. This book contains 101 different tear-out letters that you can deposit on their car, office desk or front lawn that let them know just how you feel.

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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

We all have that office worker that is constantly “adjusting” themselves. Now you no longer have to recoil in horror when shaking hands with them. A quick squirt of this hand sanitizer will banish all germs and leave you with peace of mind.

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Glow in the Dark Star Stickers

Brighten up your nights with a realistic starscape so you can gaze upon the stars without having to leave your bedroom. Comes with a constellation map for planning realistic star maps.

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Fucker In Charge Name Plate

When you need to make sure that everyone realizes just who the fuck is charge around the office. This stylish desk name plate will dispell any notion that it isn’t you in less time that it takes you to fire the next idiot that tests your patience.

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Fifty Shades of Chicken Cookbook

Sex up your meal times with these deliciously erotic recipes for chicken. Written from the perspective of a young hen you will discover such delights as Sticky Chicken Fingers and Bacon-Bound Wings.

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Craig Frames 24 by 36-Inch Picture Frame

Isn’t it about time you framed all those movie posters you have dotted around your home or dorm room. This pack of 4 high-quality picture frames are a perfect size and will stop your posters getting wrinkled, dirty or torn.

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100$ Bill Toilet Paper

Ever wonder how rich people wipe their ass? That’s right, they wipe with live chinchillas or $100 bills. Feel like a million bucks every time you poop with this $100 bill toilet paper.

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