BUG-A-SALT 2.0 FLY GUN

Chasing flies with a rolled-up newspaper or magazine is inefficient. Instead blast them out of the sky with this pump-action, salt firing shotgun! Effective knockdown range at 2 feet, then you can move in close for a finishing shot.

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