Bakblade “Big Mouth” Back Shaver

If you’re one of those guys cursed with a hairy back, then you know the risk of asking someone to shave it for you. Bypass that awkward conversation by doing it yourself! The extendable handle is long enough to get to the hardest to reach places.

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