Alien Xenomorph Egg Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Make dinner times at least 2x more exciting with these realistic (although smaller and made of ceramic) alien eggs. One egg is closed and the other open so you don’t get confused wich is salt and wich is pepper.

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